Advice from GothicFairyKC!

KidzOnTheBlok [9:56 AM]: hi
GothicFairyKC [9:57 AM]: hi
GothicFairyKC [9:57 AM]: asl
KidzOnTheBlok [9:57 AM]: can u give me some advice?
KidzOnTheBlok [9:57 AM]: 12/f/mn
GothicFairyKC [9:58 AM]: welllll...whats the problem... usualy someone has a problem
KidzOnTheBlok [9:58 AM]: no kidding
KidzOnTheBlok [9:58 AM]: i'm workin up to it
GothicFairyKC [9:58 AM]: with something
KidzOnTheBlok [9:58 AM]: here it comes, right on cue:
GothicFairyKC [10:00 AM]: well....after i said that i give good advice... i said kinda... so the advice might not be perfect
GothicFairyKC [10:01 AM]: if thats ok wit ya
KidzOnTheBlok [10:01 AM]: i don't have much of a social life. my only friend is my egg named Eggbert. I tryed to give him a haircut, but he started oozing! i freaked out cuz i thought the goo was an alien so i got out a hammer and whacked it! i kepet whacking it and whacking it and it just wouldn't die! now i realize that a mallet would've been more effective. how can i tell my mommy what happened without having to find breakfast in the lake again? or even better, how can i find Eggbert's long-lost-brother, so i can be friends w/ him
KidzOnTheBlok [10:01 AM]: ?
GothicFairyKC [10:01 AM]: hold up let me read it
KidzOnTheBlok [10:02 AM]: sounds swell
GothicFairyKC [10:05 AM]: so... your only friend is an egg?... that people eat? well the inside is supposed 2 be like that and it is NOT a alien... what kind of egg was it
KidzOnTheBlok [10:05 AM]: a really nice one
GothicFairyKC [10:05 AM]: ??
GothicFairyKC [10:05 AM]: what kind
KidzOnTheBlok [10:05 AM]: white..sort of roundish
KidzOnTheBlok [10:05 AM]: people don't eat eggs, though
KidzOnTheBlok [10:05 AM]: that would be silly
GothicFairyKC [10:06 AM]: how old r u... just askin
KidzOnTheBlok [10:06 AM]: 12
GothicFairyKC [10:06 AM]: they eat the inside duh
KidzOnTheBlok [10:06 AM]: 2234589 in Tookinshlavin
KidzOnTheBlok [10:06 AM]: no they don't!
KidzOnTheBlok [10:06 AM]: you speak lies that hurt me inside and out
KidzOnTheBlok [10:06 AM]: just, how can i find his long-lost brother?
GothicFairyKC [10:06 AM]: they fry it on a pan than eat it
KidzOnTheBlok [10:07 AM]: NO!
GothicFairyKC [10:07 AM]: duh
KidzOnTheBlok [10:07 AM]: IT BURNS MY EARS!!
KidzOnTheBlok [10:07 AM]: please, just answer my question
GothicFairyKC [10:07 AM]: just buy an egg at the store
KidzOnTheBlok [10:07 AM]: what if i don't get the right one?
KidzOnTheBlok [10:08 AM]: how do i find the egg named howard shorgenlorgentakaflog?

GothicFairyKC [10:08 AM]: all eggs are the same........if it was white buy a white one if it was brown... buy a brown 1
KidzOnTheBlok [10:09 AM]: NO! they all have their own hearts and dreams
KidzOnTheBlok [10:09 AM]: eggbert wanted to be a champion shuffleboard player

GothicFairyKC [10:09 AM]: r u playing around with me?
KidzOnTheBlok [10:09 AM]: no
KidzOnTheBlok [10:09 AM]: please
KidzOnTheBlok [10:09 AM]: i really want howard!
KidzOnTheBlok [10:09 AM]: please
KidzOnTheBlok [10:10 AM]: my life is in your hands
GothicFairyKC [10:10 AM]: this is sooooooo weird i thought yur problem had be about a boi
KidzOnTheBlok [10:10 AM]: it is
KidzOnTheBlok [10:10 AM]: no, it isn't
GothicFairyKC [10:10 AM]: or somthin
KidzOnTheBlok [10:11 AM]: it's about a MAN
GothicFairyKC [10:11 AM]: a ma n???
KidzOnTheBlok [10:11 AM]: yes, eggbert was a manly egg
KidzOnTheBlok [10:11 AM]: nothing boy about him
GothicFairyKC [10:11 AM]: hold
KidzOnTheBlok [10:12 AM]: i wish i could hold eggbert....
KidzOnTheBlok [10:12 AM]: :'(
GothicFairyKC [10:12 AM]: hold
KidzOnTheBlok [10:12 AM]: yes, mam
GothicFairyKC [10:17 AM]: too bad just buy a new egg not my prob.. i dont give ad vice 2 weird peopl... like u... eggbert is just a eggg k buy a new 1 and call it howard or arnold or whatever k... thats ur solution...k g2g bye...
KidzOnTheBlok [10:18 AM]: oh, yeah, i'm SO weird. i bet u "eat" eggs or whatever that madness is about
GothicFairyKC [10:19 AM]: if u have a different prob email meee k?i want 2 hear more of yur weird stories k?
KidzOnTheBlok [10:19 AM]: no. this is the end. nobody likes me.
KidzOnTheBlok [10:19 AM]: i'm leaving this cruel egg-eating world.
KidzOnTheBlok [10:19 AM]: and it's all because of you
GothicFairyKC [10:19 AM]: make new friends
KidzOnTheBlok [10:20 AM]: I TRYED! BUT YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME FIND HOWARD KidzOnTheBlok [10:20 AM]: NOW IT'S HOPELESS!
KidzOnTheBlok [10:20 AM]: I QUIT THIS WHOLE LIVING BUSINESS!
GothicFairyKC [10:20 AM]: with out my advice the world would be the same ok
KidzOnTheBlok [10:20 AM]: not my world
KidzOnTheBlok [10:21 AM]: not Tookinshlavin
KidzOnTheBlok [10:21 AM]: no. i have to live for tookinshlavin. i have to defend the king!!! KidzOnTheBlok [10:22 AM]: i have to go eat an omelette now, bye!

Advice from #2

KidzOnTheBlok [5:17 PM]: hi
KidzOnTheBlok [5:17 PM]: can u give me some advice?
Her [5:17 PM]: what kind
KidzOnTheBlok [5:18 PM]: advicey kind
KidzOnTheBlok [5:18 PM]: i have a MAJOR problem!
KidzOnTheBlok [5:18 PM]: please
Her [5:18 PM]: like what
KidzOnTheBlok [5:18 PM]: i don't know who else to turn to, other than a complete stranger KidzOnTheBlok [5:18 PM]: my life is in your hands
Her [5:18 PM]: ok
KidzOnTheBlok [5:18 PM]: ok, here's the problem:
KidzOnTheBlok [5:20 PM]: i had a dog named doggydogguy. i jumped in a lake and doggydogguy followed me. i can't find him! i decided to go on a quest to find him, so me and my mommy went on a boat. we think a fishy ate him. when we were looking for him we found a cat and took it home, so i would be psychologically ok. now i want to get another dog, but i have this cat. what should i do? and do you think a fish ate doggydogguy?
KidzOnTheBlok [5:22 PM]: please help
Her [5:22 PM]: well it depends do the dog know how to swim
KidzOnTheBlok [5:23 PM]: no
KidzOnTheBlok [5:23 PM]: i don't believe so
KidzOnTheBlok [5:23 PM]: he's been gone for 3 months
Her [5:23 PM]: do u have the cat for a long time
KidzOnTheBlok [5:23 PM]: only 3 months
Her [5:24 PM]: well mybe he droned
KidzOnTheBlok [5:24 PM]: i liked the fish theory
KidzOnTheBlok [5:24 PM]: isn't that what happened??
KidzOnTheBlok [5:24 PM]: please??
KidzOnTheBlok [5:24 PM]: anyways, please answer my other question
Her [5:24 PM]: ok what are they
KidzOnTheBlok [5:25 PM]: now i want to get another dog, but i have this cat. what should i do?
Her [5:25 PM]: did u have the cat for a long time
KidzOnTheBlok [5:25 PM]: 3 MONTHS!
Her [5:26 PM]: do u realy want a dog
KidzOnTheBlok [5:26 PM]: yes...their ears look crunchy
KidzOnTheBlok [5:26 PM]: ha
KidzOnTheBlok [5:26 PM]: just kidding
KidzOnTheBlok [5:26 PM]: yes, i do
KidzOnTheBlok [5:27 PM]: go on
Her [5:28 PM]: will mybe if u make flyers out for the cat someone will want it
KidzOnTheBlok [5:28 PM]: well, toodydootdoot, that's a swell idea
KidzOnTheBlok [5:28 PM]: thank you!
Her [5:28 PM]: then u you can get a dog
KidzOnTheBlok [5:28 PM]: yeah!
KidzOnTheBlok [5:28 PM]: oh....my.....god....i think i love you
Her [5:29 PM]: how old are u
KidzOnTheBlok [5:29 PM]: 12
Her [5:29 PM]: white blk
KidzOnTheBlok [5:29 PM]: why?
Her [5:29 PM]: 12
KidzOnTheBlok [5:29 PM]: say what?
Her [5:30 PM]: are u black or white
Her [5:30 PM]: im 12
KidzOnTheBlok [5:30 PM]: i want a puppy
Her [5:30 PM]: i have one in they are realy cute
KidzOnTheBlok [5:31 PM]: oh, dang, i wanted an ugly one
KidzOnTheBlok [5:31 PM]: thanks for crushing my dreams, jerk
KidzOnTheBlok [5:31 PM]: bye!!
Her [5:31 PM]: what did do
KidzOnTheBlok [5:31 PM]: crushed my dreams!
KidzOnTheBlok [5:31 PM]: i think i'm going to take my leave, meany poop
KidzOnTheBlok [5:31 PM]: good bye
Her [5:32 PM]: :'(
Her [5:32 PM]: thatbwas realy mean:'(
KidzOnTheBlok [5:33 PM]: talking about cute puppies is really mean too
KidzOnTheBlok [5:33 PM]: good bye!
Her [5:33 PM]: im sorry
KidzOnTheBlok [5:33 PM]: i have to leave
KidzOnTheBlok [5:33 PM]: please back away from my life
KidzOnTheBlok [5:33 PM]: and my dreams
Her [5:33 PM]: sorry
Her [5:33 PM]: bye

Advice from FuNnieGrL247!

KidzOnTheBlok [1:15 PM]: hi
KidzOnTheBlok [1:15 PM]: can u give me some advice?
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:15 PM]: yes
KidzOnTheBlok [1:15 PM]: ok, i'll tell you my problem
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:16 PM]: kk first i just need to know asl
KidzOnTheBlok [1:16 PM]: 12/f/mn
KidzOnTheBlok [1:16 PM]: may i tell you my problem now?
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:16 PM]: yes
KidzOnTheBlok [1:18 PM]: i was at the supermarket when i felt like petting a cabbage. i looked around, but i just couldn't find one! so i pet the guy who works at the produce section. he said "hey. you trying to start something?" and i said "no, you smell like cabbage" then later i found out he was my long-lost dad. i tryed to apoligize, but he jumped in the tomatoes and i haven't found him sense. how can i find him and get him to forgive me? oh, and do you know where the cabbage is kept?
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:19 PM]: that is not true
KidzOnTheBlok [1:19 PM]: yes it is!
KidzOnTheBlok [1:19 PM]: fine, if you can't handle my problem, i'll find someone better at giving advice
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:20 PM]: how would you no that is was your long lost dad and why would he be mad at you if that really happened
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:20 PM]: i am better at relation ship problems
KidzOnTheBlok [1:20 PM]: my mom told me when she came to the section. and he was mad cuz most people don't like being compared to vegetables
KidzOnTheBlok [1:20 PM]: this is a relationship problem!
KidzOnTheBlok [1:21 PM]: my relationship with my daddy!
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:21 PM]: just say srry then and move on
KidzOnTheBlok [1:22 PM]: but i can't find him!!
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:22 PM]: why just go back to the store
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:22 PM]: bi
KidzOnTheBlok [1:22 PM]: ur bi?
KidzOnTheBlok [1:22 PM]: sick!
KidzOnTheBlok [1:22 PM]: i'll find a straight advice-giver!
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:22 PM]: no bie
KidzOnTheBlok [1:22 PM]: bye
KidzOnTheBlok [1:22 PM]: B-Y-E
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:23 PM]: stupid
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: at least i can spell bye
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: i can spell cantaloupe, too
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:23 PM]: bi
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:23 PM]: bye
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:23 PM]: bie
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: i understand that you have a problem
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:23 PM]: bu bye
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: please leave me alone
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: bye
FuNnIeGrL247 [1:23 PM]: its the internet every one spells bie like that
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: no
KidzOnTheBlok [1:23 PM]: most are straight
KidzOnTheBlok [1:24 PM]: k, byebye